The Oscar winner can’t stop wearing mediocre tees.
There are plenty of men who rock a T-shirt and jeans just as well as they do a piece of fine tailoring—Justin Theroux, Ryan Gosling, Donald Glover to name a few. Sadly, Ben Affleck is not one of them. The Oscar-winning actor regularly brings his A-game when it comes to the red carpet, but consistently bricks his off-duty fits. The casual-style culprit is a simple one: his taste in the most basic, nondescript, and generally groan-worthy graphic tees. The guy is about one step away from leaving the house in a “But Coffee First” T-shirt. And despite all of his movie-star access to great clothes, this summer Affleck has been seen out in LA and New York wearing a host of graphic tees that suggest nothing so much as a general sigh at all things style and taste.
A graphic tee’s purpose is to show allegiance—to a band, a sports team, a social cause, or a preferred skateboard brand. (Because you do skateboard, right? We’re talking to you, Guy in the Thrasher Hoodie.) By that logic—and the fact that we’re living through a golden age of the graphic tee—you should never wear one that’s generic looking, or one whose message isn’t aligned with your personality (or age). And maybe don’t wear one every single day. Affleck’s red “Vibes” T-shirt breaks all of these rules, and not in a cool, style-rebel way. Meanwhile, his Detroit Motor City T-shirt looks like something developed for a department store by a committee of dads. In short, they are both watered-down nonsense. And they’re not alone:
Here’s an experiment: hold up your finger and cover Affleck’s tee in each of the above photos. See what’s left? Perfectly good bomber jackets, jeans, and sneakers…paired with no-good tees. To be fair, the guy has worn better graphic tees than these before, or at least less generic ones. (Remember the time he wore a Harry Potter tee on repeat?) But the sum total of his collection paints a bleak picture. Life is hard. Finding a great t-shirt is not. You can do it, Ben.
The One Suit That’s Going to Save Your Summer Office Style
MORE STORIES LIKE THIS ONE